honkandwave:

don’t pretend you ever forgot about me

toxic-ponies:

Need this

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”


Tyler Joseph of Twenty One Pilots performs during Record Store Day 2014 at Karma Records on April 19, 2014 in Indianapolis, Indiana. 

Tyler Joseph of Twenty One Pilots performs during Record Store Day 2014 at Karma Records on April 19, 2014 in Indianapolis, Indiana. 

woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

meladoodle:

someone said i had nice legs yesterday… i know what you’re planning dude, these are my legs you cannot have them

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

rosaparking:

rnacintosh:

rosaparking:

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

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